Everything is "cursed" this and "feral" that and "cryptid" whatever. All of you are posers. My boyfriend picks pennies up off the ground so he can suck on them. He says he "likes the taste"
Instead of quitting his job at a retail clothing store he just showed up to work and stopped doing what he was supposed to. He sent me Snapchats where he was just wandering around the store. Instead of being on register he was carving dicks into the wood paneling with a pocket knife.
His hobby is burying things. Whenever he finds an object he likes, he goes out into the back yard while everyone is sleeping, digs a hole with his bare hands, and buries the object.
He recently did this with a small pan that he destroyed with a grease fire. The pan did not belong to him. His roommates have not yet noticed that their pan was buried in the backyard.
I cannot stress this enough but he has no idea how fucking weird these behaviors are. He seemed to think that most people like to bury things, and that this was a fairly normal part of life. He's wrong, but only because society says so.
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